Part-Time Cryptid

Tentatively returning to tumblr. Some of you may have noticed me lurking, but hey. Couldn’t quite stay away.

I unfollowed a few people for various reasons, and it’s cleared my dash up to be something more manageable

I’m in a much better headspace now, have spoken to a counselor. No details, but I genuinely feel like my life is on a better track now.

oniongarlic:

vixvigil:

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alienangelic:

thewarmvoid:

localrobosexual:

literally fuck companies that don’t want their employees to act “unprofessional” in front of customers. I’m at a five guys rn and the employees here are joking around calling orders back and forth to each other and saying things in weird voices and laughing with each other while they work. Someone just came in for their shift while I was waiting for my food and was greeted by the whole kitchen with a secret handshake lookin thing. It was so silly and cute I love seeing ppl have fun at work and I know my food’s gonna be bomb bc the ppl there are having fun with each other. Let employees be people and friends and have fun what is the issue!!!!

Hate to be the guy who takes this post very seriously but the reason bosses don’t like this and don’t encourage it is because what follows is talking about wages and treatment at work and then unionizing lol

This

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doccywhomst:

radiofreederry:

Jonah Hill has been kidnapped and replaced by an Athenian philosopher

ALT

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pagesinmylife:

I cannot stress enough to Tumblr staff that they do not need to change the site. Do not try to be like Twitter. Do not try to be like Reddit. Do not alter how this site works.

Tumblr will be the most popular social media site if they continue letting all these other sites implode

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bulletsandvampires:

NO FUCKING WAY

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beltsquid:

Twitter: what level of enshittification are you on?
Tumblr: I dunno, 4, maybe 5? We took away the ability to easily go directly to an individual post off the dashboard and we’re still trying to Pivot to Streaming
Twitter: you are like little baby. watch this
Twitter: [BANS READING POSTS]

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magz:

umbweon:

i cant stop thinking of this video i forgot where i saved it from last night. baby eat fish

(Video: someone hand feeding a baby seal, two small fish.)

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evilwizard:

killyfromblame:

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lastoneout:

lastoneout:

lastoneout:

friendly reminder for the new twitter refugees:

• change your icon/pfp and put something coherent in your blog description or you’re going to get blocked bcs people think you’re a bot
• this site is built around reblogs, so please actually reblog posts(especially art and fics!!)
• you can set your likes and follows to private
• checkmarks here are a meme and mean nothing
• follower counts are private and we like it that way, so get used to not judging people by that metric
• drama and discourse is boring, use your blacklist and block button liberally
• DON’T CENSOR YOURSELF!! we can swear and say kill and make fun of corporations all we want, and if you tiktok-ify your tags people who have things blacklisted for whatever reason will still see them, and people who want to see that content won’t be able to find it!! spell words out normally, you won’t get in trouble!!
• tumblr live is sketchy as hell and full of fake accounts, if you decide to use it anyway may god have mercy on your soul o7
• be nice to the reddit refugees, they’re our friends <3

additional note

• if you mis-tag your posts to get more views(say you post some fanart you made of your fav Genshin character but tag it as Nimona bcs Nimona is trending) you will get REPORTED bcs that shit is against the TOS, and you’ll also probably get blocked in the process, so fr only tag your posts with relevant tags

@sedewt Sorry to pull this from the replies but I figured I should clarify for everyone: Basically, people on tiktok have a habit of censoring specific “bad” words in their video captions bcs of a(possibly incorrect) belief that the site’s algorithm will punish videos with those words. People will say “unalive” instead of “kill”, for instance, but also they will use replacements like “seggs” for sex, l3$bi4n instead of lesbian, that sort of thing.

Regardless of the truth of the algorithm’s programming, this behavior has become so ingrained that it is spreading to other websites, and here on tumblr censoring words like that means that people who have certain things blacklisted cannot reliably avoid content they find upsetting. Like as an example, body horror and gore are legit triggers for me, so I have those tags blacklisted. But, if someone decided to post some body horror art, and, to avoid upsetting the algorithm, tagged it as “b0dy h0rr0r” I would still see the post, bcs there’s no possible way for me to have every single variation on “body horror” blacklisted.

In addition to that, people who enjoy body horror and gore WON’T be able to find that art, bcs they likely are following the “body horror” and “gore” tags, and posts with mangled tags won’t show up in their feed or searches, and they don’t have the time to search every variation on the tag to find the content they like.

As a further example, since I know people on Twitter will misspell “commissions” bcs they think the algorithm suppresses posts asking for money, if you do that here someone looking for an artist to commission by searching for “commissions” won’t be able to find your info!! Or, on the tagging side, people with photosensitivities need to be able to blacklist “eyestrain” and “flashing lights”, and so if you tag something “3y3str4in” they will still see it and potentially have their health conditions triggered.

So when tagging stuff, both for people who need stuff blacklisted and people who want to find your content, you should ALWAYS tag posts with the full, actual words. There’s also no real algorithm here and the one that we do have, as far as I know, doesn’t give a shit if you say kill or fuck or whatever. You’re just making everything harder for yourself AND others for literally no benefit at all.

The only instance where you can, and are expected to, censor your tags is if you’re posting salt/hate. Like if I wanted to complain about say, idk Sasuke and Naruto as a ship, I would use a tag like “sasu//naru” instead of “sasunaru” or “n4rut0” instead of “naruto” so that my post doesn’t show up in the main tag, bcs it’s kinda rude to flood tags with negativity like that. I would also censor the words in my post to avoid them showing up in searches in general, or use a readmore to hide the body of the post so people have to click through to read it.

That is the ONLY time it is acceptable to censor words. The rest of the time you should always just spell out words, especially “bad” ones, bcs people can’t avoid upsetting content if they can’t filter it reliably. If you’re worried about the “algorithm” punishing you or people seeing your post who don’t want to, one, stop caring about the algorithm most of us never interact with it anyway, and two, in addition to full tags being the best for blacklists, we also have community labels for several types of mature content, so use those to your heart’s content, bcs people can filter stuff with those warnings too.

TL;DR: Censoring tags like people do on tiktok breaks the website and makes everything suck for everyone, if you want to warn for content just tag the post with the full word and a community warning label bcs that’s the only way people can avoid content they don’t want to see and/or find content they do.

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